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752322:

mga2:

752322:

i have never seen a nipple in my entire life.

step one: lift up shirt

2) look dwon 

3) nipple

holy shit.. holy Fucking shit what the fuck is that

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impalasaurusrex:

captainamericass:

omfg so my little cousin (she’s 8) loves superheroes and we were in party city and she was browsing through the boys costumes because the girls side didn’t have the ones she wanted and then an employee tells her that she’s in the wrong side so she grabs a batman mask and says in the lowest voice possible for her age, “don’t question batman”

THIS GIRL IS MY ROLE MODEL

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mangomamita:

edwardsheerran:

andthatlittleblackdress:

honestly sometimes in school people say the most ridiculous shit and I make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like I’m on The Office

My school has security cameras in every classroom and I’ve done this at least 3 times each class this entire year. Today the security guard came up to me and told me I was his hero. 

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knightscrest:

damn, i just got SERVED. by my waitress. this restaurant is excellent.

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danscrotch:

dan and phil in youtubers react

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underthenerdhood:

a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost

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rneerkat:

arteries will always hold a special place in my heart

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missinglinc:

relationship status: slept with laundry I was too lazy to fold

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shuckl:

ragandboner:

modelcult:

How embarrassing

I would actually dissolve

nah she’s just taking advantage of the cameras cos she knows she looks good

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yes-it-means-i-am-bread:

does anyone remember law4kids

like this kids’ website that had these shitty webcomics and animations telling them all about DA LAW

i mean this shit was hilarious even by itself

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BUT THEN PEOPLE STARTED MAKING PARODIES

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AND THEY JUST KEPT COMING

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This one was always my favorite:

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gucci-griers:

tbhexpinosa:

I agree with Matt on this a lot. 

This is true but some people are actually in love. Not just some stupid fad that’ll fade away with time. Some people’s love just sticks with them and haunts them until they have to do something about it. Whether that be by trying to get to them or breaking the love and trying to get some form of closure.

But you know teenagers are never really in love like they never know what they’re talking about anyway psh…

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nerdwire:

Super Smash Bros: Remixed by Andrew Doma

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No one should be in pain. Everyone should love themselves like I love you all.”- Gerard Way

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